Misfits Return!
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Face Control
Still existing everywhere, the snobbery of indifference stared down the long noses down onto me, imagine my delight to be chosen, to be accepted and granted the privilege of spending obnoxious amounts of currency, to be deemed special enough to party with the others chosen, is this what I call an important goal?
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The Virgin Missions
Teddy returns, the only repeated character in the crazy cast of performers in my minds stage, this time on his first mission, escorting and protecting his friends and new and as always mischievous adventures.
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Bondage Bunny
Little paws fastened to the collar, feigned indifference. Almost bored. Needing adventure like Hip Hop needs Bass! If life isn’t mentally challenging then life isn’t worth the trouble. Pinch me, pierce me, make me think, make me alive.
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Bang Bang
Soft and furry, cute and cuddly, oops, did I say cuddly? This is not a cuddly pet, a petting pet, a pal, a good chap. This is to be avoided at all costs! It’s a direct result of what happens when one never fits in their own skin, like wearing a giant suit forever hiding your mannerisms. So roomy inside the skin that maybe an arsenal is kept stashed away, you never know!
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'Meh'
I did it to myself again didn’t I. even during the course of ending up it a bizarre scenario, with so many ignored stop signs in the rear view I continue knowing full well that no amount of apprehension will deter me.
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Ain’t Love Grand
Even with all the complaints, the stress, the constant and sometimes senseless chatter, the remembered and forgotten dates, still tied close and tied together is something really special.
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Sinky Piggies
One can only watch as any attempt at saving your economy quickly fades and stubbornly sinks lower and ever deeper, resisting violently any of your efforts to save it! You can see in their attitudes that they are content to drown with the weight of your funding!
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Murder of Thieves
History reveals that “crow” has long been synonymous with “despicable predator”. During World War II, it was designated as an enemy of the American public and was subject to a widespread propaganda campaign that stated the “black bandits” were robbing the nation’s farms of grain. Pretty cool.
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Live’s Knives
(aka “volunteers will be punished”) For all the times life has punished us for things we did for the most noble or decent reasons only to find them explode in our collective faces, thus tainting us, jading us to be more protective, more guarded. I always hated that and so today I find my greatest strength in my vulnerabilities.
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Last Call
Last call of the ultimate party, the party of life, the party of death. Whichever way its never a pretty site when you hear last call shouted! At that point no one wants the party to end. The heavens will blare their music from golden trumpets keeping alive all! Even the non living will rise and join the dance, until its “last call!”
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Prey
Reverence is served swift and carried out with a playful but reckless abandon. The biggest blow from a big stick after a soft walk will put you back on the path to salvation and remind you of a religion that will judge you, make you succumb to it and make you inferior to it must be the best religion otherwise one wouldn’t think of making the sacrifices one has to make for total salvation.
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The Seeing Eye
Even the weakest of wizards know that strength doesn’t always come from power but comes from strong alliances! It’s the wise wizard that knows to seek the power of the seeing eye, the eye that sees you when you’re at your most desperate, when you don’t even want to see yourself.
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Bad Dog App.
Don’t don’t don’t even think of downloading! Bad Dog App. will tear your software to pieces, make your life miserable! Bury bones in strange places and fetch absolutely nothing you asked for! The crossed eyes, the missing screws, the app is bad, the dog is wild, bad dog, bad dog!
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